al pacino, at the oscars for the first time: oh it’s been an hour already?? I guess they’re not gonna have time to get through all the awards since the show can’t go on for longer than an hour
me, already taking off my clothes: alfredo you’re so fucking stupid
“I’m an American hiding in Sicily. My name is Michael Corleone. There are people who’d pay a lot of money for that information… But then your daughter would lose a father instead of gaining a husband.”
make me choose: @guardianthor asked Scarface or Dog Day Afternoon?
I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
vegan-revolution-now